I’m actually a little bit concerned by how much I wish Pokemon were real. I mean I really wish they were real. I want to get a starter pokemon and travel around the world relying on the kindness of strangers in strange towns as I train my pokemon to be the best like no one ever was and compete in tournaments (maybe not) and collect new pokemon friends and just generally have a much better life than the one I have right now.
Does that not sound awesome.
That sounds awesome.