I love it when people take credit for things they don’t deserve credit for.
“I’m glad we went over APA style in class, because it obviously really paid off for all of you.”
(This from the guy who said we could disregard parts of APA format for our finals because he doesn’t understand their purpose.)
Actually I got my new APA manual between the last paper and this one, so my resources were updated.
And…I don’t remember what we went over in class, I don’t think I was paying attention.
“I guarantee every one of you thought about your childhood at least once in the last hour.”
Actually I didn’t. And weren’t you just talking about how academic superiority rhetoric annoys you? Because any phrase that begins with “I guarantee” sounds a lot like academic superiority rhetoric to me.