Babe, they are fangirls just like you or me. They are sitting at computers with messy hair, probably not wearing pants, they have crumbs on their shirts, and they’re emotional wrecks over fictional characters.
Johnlockers are just the same as everyone else in this fandom, it’s only that sometimes a few of them get way too proprietary about the characters and act like assholes.
Excuse you, I’m wearing black slacks, a black button-down, very nice boots, and have my hair pinned up, thanks very much. And a lot of us use e-readers.